Eyes of the Squirrel

Lyrics

[Refrain] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching [Verse 1] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Barry swing his bat Piano playing cats Big mouth drunken whores [Verse 2] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Drama that's for free On reality TV Where's that tuna casserole? [Refrain] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching [Verse 3] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching As we change our minds At least a half a dozen times Are we leanin' red or leanin' blue? [Verse 4] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The oil's constant flow Through the Gulf of Mexico Anyone for battered shrimp? [Refrain] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching [Verse 5] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Some idiot start to fester Where he shot that child molester Some call him hero, some call him con [Verse 6] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Another arrogant ass Says he's got an N-word pass What the hell's an N-word pass? [Refrain] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching [Verse 7] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Brad and An-Jolie Expand their family Who's gonna be the next Octomom? [Verse 8] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Obama wave his pecker At the infrastructure wreckers Sayin' "what you gonna do about that gun control?" [Refrain] The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching [Instrumental Outro]