DMV

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there, and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee Call it pointless [Verse 2] When I need relief, I spell it THC Perhaps you may know, uh, vaguely what I mean I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy Call it pointless Pointless [Bridge] Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV Call it pointless Pointless [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee Call it pointless Pointless Pointless [Instrumental Outro]