My Movie

Lyrics

[Chorus] I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best thing going Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie [Verse 1: Underrated] This is my movie, so, back the fuck up I'll slap Jackie Chan and kick Chuck Norris in his nuts 'Cause I'm the super hero yada I mean? Tell Jessica Alba I'm ready for the sex scene See I fuckin' all the fine girls and then see ya later I terminate the pussy like I'm Arnold Shwartanegger Cocky like Rocky and ain't nobody cooler See me in the hallway you can call me Ferris Bueller I am the best thing going you just don't understand Why do you wonder woman? I am a superman I say hey ho when I see J-Lo and they know They gotta vote for me not pedro I got a right left hook for my enemies I even got a sidekick like Robin and Mini me My love life is like a sportcenter highlight And every girls is screaming for me like they watchin' Twilight [Chorus] I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best thing going Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie [Verse 2: One Ton] I'm James Bond but I'm really extra niggerish I'm the Mack, I'm Dolomite, I'm pimpin' shit The hero of this flick I whoop ass and fuck a bitch You just watching my movie eatin popcorn and licorice I got more gold chains then Mr. T And I'm the hardest gangsta rapper since Eazy E Jay Z even wants my autograph he's really feeling me I break dance like Turbo and Ozone very easily I got a six pack and model underwear Only wear air force once and got a hundred pair The star of the movie Bruce Willis is my sidekick Still married to my wife but Beyonce is my side bitch It's not the notebook, it's more pornographic I'm Ron Jeremy but I'm way more attractive And every Friday I'm slappin' D-Bo 'Cause I'm there to fuck Ms. Parker she just one of my hoes [Chorus] I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best thing going Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie [Verse 3: Garth Vader] It's time to start the movie up in smoke I'm with my goonies Rolling doobies like I'm Scooby stay in tune when we get looney Let it rain like flower tucci's booty Im the weather man Blown off that home grown billy bob you need a better plan I got that golden ticket, so, I stay lifted for launch I'm like lord of the flies using my mic as a counch It's time to bring some heat so call up deniro Now everybody take a seat here comes your favorite super hero From the backroom smoking with people under the stairs I'm still trying to make a hit like the bad news bears Got my boys in the wood strapped down packin ammo And when I hide from helacopters I feel like commando Dressed in cammo not even rambo can handle my variety I'm like dennis but a menace to sobriety Half baked is what I try to be before the show So, grab some candy and let's hit the front row… come on [Chorus] I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best, I am the best thing going I am the best thing going Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie