3 Minute Miracle

Lyrics

[Intro: UnderRated] Haha yes! I got another one If you're new to the movement you need to listen up If you know what's going on, welcome back Last time it was two minutes (G-g-get out the way) This time it's a three-minute miracle (G-g-get out the way) Whack MCs need to get the fuck out the way One take, one track, still lettin' y'all know white boys can rap (G-g-get out the way) [Verse: UnderRated] I made the beat and now I'm gonna rap it's easy Gonna be three minutes long, please believe me It's the one that they're gonna play, every single day And it's gonna kill every MC in the way One little, two little, three gettin' smashed Better get another blunt, sprinkle on the hash Burn that motherfucker, then I'll smoke it till it's ash And yeah, I heard your CD, but I threw it in the trash Oh don't take it wrong I'm just talkin' shit, dude' it's my job Potluck, it's the clique till I'm dead and gone And I'm never gonna switch, I'm not Lebron Underrated, oh goodness gracious Doin' shows all across the nation I am the greatest so quit the hatin' I'm a cool white dude like The Situation I go hard, fuck a sad song Can't dance but I rap my ass off Saggin' my pants I be scarin' mad dog And I'm losin' all my hair like I'm Terry Bradshaw But I'm the best in the biz She's getting on her knees while I'm trippin' off this Smoke a lot of weed, then I'm hitting up the fridge And don't act dumb, bitch you know who this is It's Underrated on the mic, don't ignore me Listen up quick, lemme' tell you a story I rap so fresh, you spit it corny Fuck Kim and Khloe, just gimme Kourtney Then I hit it doggy, I'm the best on the earth, so I'm getting cocky 'Cause if you're not first you're last Ricky Bobby (G-g-get out the way) I don't give a fuck and I'll do what I want And If you think you stoppin' me you getting rocked These haters'll talk, and I'm still on the top And a looming at best I'm like Biggie and Pac It's my movie I'm makin' the rules So I'm playin' like Kobe and shakin' these fools I'm still on the grind and I'm payin' my dues Better back the fuck up or you will get abused Everybody wanna do it But you gotta push it to the limit if you wanna make the best music That's the reason why I'm tryin' every day I'm takin' over the rhythm, these motherfuckers can't do this I'm the man on the mic, no doubt, fuck an ant arc if they don't like this sound We doin' it for the fans, never dumbin' it down We ain't givin' a fuck, we the rebels of the underground (Damn man, you rap too fast) No bro, you hear too slow Everybody always wanna tell me what to do, and tell me where to go like E-4-0 Man I'm done, I'm sick of this shit I'm a do it my way, I don't care what you think I'm a take a bong hit after I have another drink I'ma do what I want, I'm the Humboldt County king Yeah, reppin' a small town, hit another blunt, never gettin' knocked down Get the ProTools, and I'm makin' it drop out Make another beat for the kids to rock out Yay! Everybody blaze! I roll up to the front of the stage when we play Ain't' nobody ever gonna top it, and I rock it, get a profit, everybody better (Get out the way!) Gotta make it to the end and I'ma take it to the head, we tokin' daily till we ten I got a lady in the bed, and if she wanna give me head Then I'm a let her do her thing, all the girls wanna cling to my ding-ding What? Other motherfucker do you know Nigga we flippin' and rippin' I'm takin' over at the show While the rhythm on the microphone is out of control You try to tell me what to do but I ain't never gonna fold Don't trip that was just an effect I'm still rappin' live on the microphone check I swear that I'm never gonna cheat, that's weak One take, one track, I could do it in my sleep And I never been a quitter tryin' to make it to the place where the kid feels richer I like three-six, but I don't sip sizzurps, don't wear baggy pants, cause I'm not a hipster I'm the baddest at this Rappin' to me is like batting practice I'm a rapper looking like Bud Bundy You might think it's funny, but the females love me They wanna hug me, and give me kisses My chicks bad like Ludacris's I am the man and I'm here to stay (Get out the way!) Nobodies tellin' me what I can be And if I wanna rap, and I like to smoke weed Then just leave me alone, you ain't' telling' me shit I'm the best when I'm doin' it, soon to be rich And if you think you stoppin' me you got it wrong And we'll take you to war, like we in Vietnam 'Cause it's day after day, I be fillin' the bong In the studio makin' your favorite song! Now I'm out of breath, but I'm still goin' on, only eight bars left Never gonna quit, made a promise to myself Hip-hop saved my life for real so If you wanna battle then you better be ready to go I'm flowin' a show, and I went better than ever before I'm never gonna lose it, 'cause I do it for the music So if you really wanna do it, motherfucker you stupid Bitch! Get out the way! Once Underrated, now they all saying my name I'll be doin' it, 'til I'm ranked number one in the game And every time you hear me flowin' it be nothing but flame All the pretty girls say "I'm impressed" 'Cause Josh on the mic is a pimp I guess I been doin' this a minute, yeah I must confess When it comes to fast rappin' I'm the motherfuckin' best [Outro: UnderRated] And it's done Bitch! Ohh! And it's my birthday! Done