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Martin, he has a lust for life Far too young to ever take a wife Like any young man he likes late nights Makes up for with regular exercise and balanced diet Normally he rides a fixed-gear bike He was out drinking with the boys from work last night Didn't get into his bed until the small hours of the night After a lengthy and expensive taxi ride 8:10, shower and then, two Nurofen Sweating all the way to Mile End station As it turns out it was fine As he gets in the door just a little after nine To be precise it was 9:06 Orange juice, banana, Weetabix, Twix Filing files in the bin and chatting to people on linked-in Clicking on pics of random chicks For a voyeuristic fix He's having a good little day A productive little monday He thinks his days are numbered He'll be out of here some day And it's sooner than he thinks Another day ends and it's a quarter past five Buzzing around in the dark, like one of the hive Martin takes his place on the wrong side of the line And there's evil lurking on the District Line Martin didn't know the dangers He didn't have a clue It would be hard to imagine that any man could do Such an evil thing unless you've seen it for yourself And I have, I have Martin knew about not stopping at the red light Beat the bus to get to his desk on time At any cost, beat the boss Didn't know about not straying beyond that yellow line That's when he had to say goodbye to life As a random nutter, he put the shutters on his life With no reason or no rife Hand in the back, it's an unprovoked attack As he pushed him on the track What an evil man, seemingly without a plan Was defined by his actions Martin's a victim It comes over the tannoy just Seemingly to annoy us Now we're all gonna miss Eastenders Haven't you got Sky Plus? All we care about is us We wanna get home without all the fuss All we care about is us