The Dark Ministry

Lyrics

(The Undertaker) Intro: (0:00:01 - 0:00:05) The Undertaker speaking in tongues (Poncho) Verse 1: (0:00:07 - 0:00:37) It feels so good ta be evil It feels so good ta be a bad boy It feels so good ta be "The Dark Ministry" And it feels so good ta be "The Boss" I said it feels so good ta be a Villian It feels so good ta be with "The Devil" I say it feels so good ta be with "Demons" And it feels so good not to do good (Poncho) Chorus: (0:00:38 - 0:00:51) If you get our way; you will get cut If you get in our way; you will get hurt If you get in our way; you will be sacrified And you will be forced to join the darkside (Poncho) Bridge: (0:00:51 - 0:01:04) You will be forced to join "The Ministry" And you will be forced to get sacrified And if you don't wanna be sacrified Then you will come over to "The Undertaker's side" (Poncho) Verse 2: (0:01:05 - 0:01:45) You will come over to "The Undertaker's side" And you will bow your knees to him And when you bow your knees to him He will make you so much better But if you diss or cross him over Then he will toss you into "The Grave" He will put you in "The Casket" And bury you deep for good He will bury you 6 feet deep into the ground For good then nobody will ever see you for good Nobody will ever see you Nobody ever will hear you Nobody will ever think of you Because of "The Undertaker" got rid of you (Poncho) Interlude: (0:01:46 - 0:02:08) Man ya see; over the years man I've been good But I decided to be evil for a change Ya know I don't give a crap About the world; I don't care about "Vince Mcmahon" All I care about is me and my beliefs And I'm on "The Darkside" (Poncho) Verse 3: (0:02:08 - 0:02:35) I went over to "The Darkside" for a change Because it felt good and great And when I went over to the Dark (Lovin) Side I got so much better I got so much evil and hate In me that I want to puke in my head Puke in my mind; puke in my spirit But I'm not doin good; I'm doin evil (Poncho) Chorus: (0:02:35 - 0:02:49) If you get our way; you will get cut If you get in our way; you will get hurt If you get in our way; you will be sacrified And you will be forced to join the darkside (Poncho) Bridge: (0:02:49 - 0:03:02) You will be forced to join "The Ministry" And you will be forced to get sacrified And if you don't wanna be sacrified Then you will come over to "The Undertaker's side" (Poncho) Verse 4: (0:03:03 - 0:03:43) You will come over to "The Undertaker's side" Just like "Kane" I will throw you out Just like "Stone Cold Steve Austin" I will bury you deep Just like "The Rock" I will tombstone you If you don't want to cross me over Be like "The Acolytes" and join my team We got Viscera, Mideon, Triple H Shane Mcmahon, The Big Bossman Chyna, and Vince Mcmahon We got "The Crew" "The Corporate Ministry" We got "The Corporation" on our side And I got "The Ministry of Darkness" And it feels so good ta be evil (Poncho) Interlude: (0:03:43 - 0:04:05) Man I'm tellin ya; it feels great And I'm tremendously honored To be "The Dark Ministry" I am "The Undertaker" And you will (Rest In Peace) (Poncho) Ending: (0:04:06 - 0:04:26) You will respect "The Undertaker" And you will bow down And join "The Darkside"