Real Woman

Lyrics

[Intro] I know it's near the knuckle but I can tell when I see a real man When it comes to reality, I've only just began You've got a grasp of the real situation I just blunder about in a close approximation You know a lot of people you're always drinking with your friends Arent you? You know a lot of people when you've got a lot to spend [Verse 1] I'm not a real woman I don't nod my head Or patiently wait for your favours in bed I don't wear lace panties at waste away prices Or bondage and scanties at masochist dances I'm not a real woman I don't waggle my hips Or flap my eyelids or shackle my lips And I'm not a lemon, so please don't squeeze my bits [Verse 2] I'm not a real woman, I don't aim to please Twinkle my knickers or garter my knees The nails on my fingers are tattered and torn I've had dirty hands since the day I was born I'm not a real woman I don't nod my head Or patiently wait for your favours in bed And I'm not a lemon so squeeze your own instead [Chorus 2] I'm generous I'm mean I'm a law onto myself I just laugh at everything you say Don't be surprised If I don't look into your eyes My eyes are on a million miles away [Verse 3] I'm not a real woman, I won't cook your food I'm not on page 3, drinking gin in the nude I'm bored by your laundry, I'm bored by your jokes Why don't you save them to tell to the blokes I don't need no favours I don't need to please I don't need no bozo To tickle my knees And I'm no lamb chop so please don't fork my peas [Chorus 2] I'm generous I'm mean I'm a law onto myself I just laugh at everything you say Don't be surprised If I don't look into your eyes My eyes are on a million miles away [Verse 4] I'm not a real woman I don't look divine I only like children some of the time And just like a man must be well hung To be a real woman You've gotta be young Hey your not so macho by the look of that bunch You can save your banana to eat with your lunch I'm not a real woman I won't cook your food And I only want sex when I'm in the mood [Chorus 2] I'm generous I'm mean I'm a law onto myself And I just laugh at everything you say Don't be surprised If I don't look into your eyes My eyes are on a million miles away I'm not a real woman I won't cook your food And I only want sex when I'm in the mood