Real Thing

Lyrics

So casually unclean She slips into a change, unfolds her magazine Celluloid and shadow lines so thoughtfully obscene Body hair's in vogue again At least he wasn't mean Oh, what's another stain? Inspect, deflect Waiting for the real thing Inspect, neglect Waiting for the real thing Reject, reject Waiting for the real thing Oh yeah, you bet She's going for the real thing Exquisitely unsure Exchanging attitudes, she takes the package tour Emotional Quaaludes so perfectly impure She's got so many moves to try before she's sure She's getting damaged goods Inspect, deflect Waiting for the real thing Inspect, neglect Waiting for the real thing Reject, reject Waiting for the real thing Oh yeah, you bet She's going for the real thing [Guitar solo] Mister Tan-And-Lean towering so high above her Mister PhD tells her that I don't take [?] blather Mister European [?] Mister Stage-And-Screen Someone take her picture And inspect, deflect Waiting for the real thing Inspect, neglect Waiting for the real thing Reject, reject Waiting for the real thing Oh yeah, you bet She's going for the real thing