If I Wuz U

Lyrics

[Intro] Doo doo rah rah, doo rah, doo rah Doo doo rah rah, doo rah, doo rah Doo doo rah rah, doo rah, doo rah Doo doo rah rah, doo rah, doo rah [Hook] If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you [Verse 1] So surreal, so surreal So surreal that it can't be real I'm just so afraid of banana peels A wandering eye does not have sex appeal I'm 99 and a half light years away And they expect me to be okay They see me in some other light But who told them that I wasn't alright? Get with it, said the Prince to the Be Don't you realize that they can't see That's cool, I'm in a tranquil state But I can't see why they don't calculate Prince, how come your eyes look blue? If only ya had my eyes to look through Mellowin' out is what ya need to do Huh, only if I was you [Hook] If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you [Verse 2] I guess I'm supposed to go crazy, is that what it is? Tryin' to pass this quiz Mirror, mirror, what'cha got for me? Since I'm you and you're just so me I know they've lost themselves instead I know that destiny's face is red I can see my rainbow's real sweet But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet So what's the matter, you? Why do ya look sad? Man, this world doesn't look so bad What's the deal with the heel of a shoe? Why's an ankle such a red kangaroo? It all depends on the way I think A watcher's point of view, don't 'cha think There'd be a time where I wouldn't have a clue But only if I was you [Hook] If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you [Verse 3] Poor, poor aristocrat Shaken down by a pussycat Thought he was a strong believer in the now He thought he was up so he got shook down Deja vu, even I myself That's why educated guesses I think might help But a flat-out reading, I don't see how And things we gotta deal with right now Like the fact that my complexion may offend you Environment's protection may contend you And millions in a quest for synthetic dreams It's not extreme, I'm pulling at the seams I don't wait so it don't bother me But please forgive me if I act [?] Save debate for another part of me But only if I was you [Hook] If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you [Bridge] If I was you, I think I'd find my way to the stars If I was you, I think I'd let me out of my jar If I was you, I don't think that I could ever be real If I was you, I think [?] the way that I feel If I was you [Hook] If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you If I was you, if I was you, if I was you