What Artie Knows

Lyrics

Well he must have his reasons He must have a master plan Since he took away the seasons And replaced the common man With a face that never ages Lips that do not speak A book with many pages No one dares to peek Oh, he's righteous and just In Artie we trust He knows it all Oh, what Artie knows that we don't Artie does what we won't Artie knows it all His ways are so mysterious His manner can't be read Artie the enigma Knows he's better dead than red And he watches over all the little children in his flock Artemus the little boy The boy who couldn't talk Oh, he's righteous and just In Artie we trust He knows it all Oh, what Artie knows that we don't Artie does what we won't Artie knows it all He knows it all What Artie knows that we don't Artie does what we won't Artie knows it all He knows it all