Trailer for Rent

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I left the beans on I put my jeans on And drove down to the Jonesville News and Times I said to the man "I need to place an ad How much will it be for these four lines?" 'Cause my husband's pissed me off For the last time [Chorus] Trailer for rent No down payment Comes with some holes and dents Where I got tired of his shit Call if you're interested Trailer for rent [Verse 2] It's been ten years Ten thousand beers He's still sittin' right there on the couch I played the missus And I've done the dishes 'Bout time somebody got the hell out My phone ought to be ringin' right about now [Chorus] 'Cause there's a trailer for rent No down payment Comes with some holes and dents Where I got tired of his shit Call if you're interested Trailer for rent There's a trailer for rent No down payment Comes with holes and dents Where I got tired of his shit You better call if you're interested Trailer for rent Trailer for rent Trailer for rent