I hate summer - Script

Lyrics

PINKBLXXD: My God, I fucking hate summer Random Guy crashes through roof Random Guy: Why do you hate summer, lil nigga? PINKBLXXD: Cuz in this funky ass, hot ass room. I ran out of weed. I don't get bitches. My E-Hoe is a whore. And I can't get this nigga of my FUCKING SCREEN! Random Guy: What does that shit have to do with summer, tho? PINKBLXXD: And I ran out of toilet paper. And my asshole stinks. And I always got a fucking– Random Guy: No, I meant like, what does this Asian nigga have to do wit yo summer? Like, I don't get that Random Guy starts flashing rapidly PINKBLXXD: Bitch, don't interrupt me, I was speaking. And why are you flashing like that? You about to give me a seizure. Random Guy: Cus, the animator never worked with VFX, and he's only used CapCut and Videoleap and Final Cut Pro, but he can't even use Final Cut Pro no more cus he doesn't have $300 PINKBLXXD: Damn, ain't that a bitch? Imagine being that broke. Random Guy: But you don't have any weed, so why are you talking? PINKBLXXD: I'll jugg a nigga right now, say I wont. Random Guy: You not gon do that shit But why don't you drop an album? PINKBLXXD: Niggas still listen to albums, ain't that a bitch? I thought niggas just listen to singles and 808s. Random Guy: That's another thing You gotta stop talking about 808s because nobody thinks you're cool in that shit You try to fit into fucking coms But that shit just doesn't work, you just seem like a culture vulture PINKBLXXD: Nigga, who do you think you are? *PINKBLXXD looks up at broken ceiling* PINKBLXXD: Where'd you even come from and why'd you break a hole in my roof? Random Guy: Nigga, you don't even have a house This isn't even real PINKBLXXD: What? Cuts to PINKBLXXD in real life, holding a microphone The real PINKBLXXD: So everything I've been doing is a lie Random Guy (Slowed Down): Yeah The real PINKBLXXD blows out smoke and slowly looks into the camera at the same time *Trotting wit an AK starts playing*