I got held hostage (ANNOUNCEMENT) - Script

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[PINKBLXXD's room] PINKBLXXD: Snore Meow Snore Meow PINKBLXXD (Disembodied voice): There's no way this nigga's meowing sleeping, bro the fu– Evil Floating Skull breaks through window Evil Floating Skull: HAHAHAHAHAHA PINKBLXXD: AHHHHHH Evil Floating Skull: Hello, PINKBLXXD! PINKBLXXD: AHHH, What's up nigga, AHHH Evil Floating Skull: You know what time it is! PINKBLXXD: AHHH, I don't know what time it is! AHHH, you're scary as fuck! FUCK! Evil Floating Skull: It's time for announcements, bitch! Evil Floating Skull hits PINKBLXXD on the head with a baseball bat [Dark decrepit room] PINKBLXXD: Ow Wait where the fuck am I? Evil Floating Skull: You're being held hostage. Read the paper! PINKBLXXD: Oh, uh, i hate summer drops August 15th Is-Is that it? Evil Floating Skull: NO, read more! PINKBLXXD: AHHH, ok you're scary as fuck! FUCK! Oh, and I also have a show with Certified Trapper, boolymon, and aetеr and yuke. Hopefully all of them pull up. Evil Floating Skull (Whispеring): Imma start digging in yo' butt, twin PINKBLXXD: What? Evil Floating Skull (Whispering): Imma start digging all yo' crevices, grabbing everything out yo' body and eating it. PINKBLXXD: Uh, Hello?! Evil Floating Skull: Sorry, I was sending a voice message to my bitch. PINKBLXXD: While you're kidnapping me? Evil Floating Skull: Yes, nigga, you got a problem? PINKBLXXD: You had so much time to do this and you're just doing this now? Evil Floating Skull: I don't see you with any hoes. PINKBLXXD: Yeah, that's because I have a backstory. Would you care to hear my backstory about women? Evil Floating Skull: You don't need a story, you're an incel. PINKBLXXD: Yeah, but I'm not actually. See, the thing is I go outside, but I don't know how to talk to wo— Black screen white text saying "NØBØDY ASKED FØR THAT, IMMA SKIP" PINKBLXXD: —Yeah, vro, mental health can get real. I don't even know if he's going through that right now. But, yeah, bro, that's life So can I go now? Evil Floating Skull: NO, you have to drink this entire gallon of milk! PINKBLXXD: What? Evil Floating Skull: Do it! PINKBLXXD: Okay okay! *Demi Lovato starts playing* Evil Floating Skull: AH AH AH