Lyrics

[Verse 1] In yellow shoes, I get the blues So I walk the streets with my plastic feet With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad [Refrain] Vegetable man, where are you? [Verse 2] So I change my gear, and I find my knees And I cover them up with the latest cut And my pants and socks, I bought in a box It don't take long to buy nylon socks The watch, black watch, my watch, with a black face Acetate, and a little hole and all the lot Is what I've got, it's what I wear It's what you see, it must be me It's what I am [Refrain] Vegetable man, where are you? [Bridge] Ha-ha, ha, ha-ha, ha Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha, ha Oh, I've been looking all over the place for a place for me But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere [Outro] Vegetable man (Vegetable man) Vegetable man (Vegetable man) Vegetable man (Vegetable man) Vegetable man He's the kind of fella, you're just gonna see him if you can Vegetable man