Lyrics

[Intro] *pig snorting* [Verse 1] Big man, pig man, haha, charade, you are, woo! You well-heeled big wheel, haha, charade, you are And when your hand is on your heart [Pre-Chorus] You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker With your head down in the pig bin, saying, "Keep on digging" Pig stain on your fat chin, what do you hope to find Down in the pig mine? [Chorus] You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry (Animals) [Verse 2] Bus stop rat bag, haha, charade, you are You fucked up, old hag, haha, charade, you are You radiate cold shafts of broken glass [Pre-Chorus] You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hatpin And good fun with a handgun [Chorus] You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry [Instrumental Break] *pig snorting* [Verse 3] Hey you, Whitehouse, haha, charade, you are You house-proud town mouse, haha, charade you are You're trying to keep our feelings off the street [Pre-Chorus] You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, you! Gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside [Chorus] Mary, you're nearly a treat Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry [Guitar Solo]