The Adventures of Jason and JR

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[J.R. Hayes] Jason and I were on Our way to see Iron Lung When some bug-eyed stranger handed us The Constitution [J.R. Hayes & Jason Hodges] We thought he was either Insane or high 'Til a sniper on a rooftop Killed the poor guy [J.R. Hayes] Before we knew it We were under attack By Dick Cheney In his Halliburton jet pack [J.R. Hayes & Jason Hodges] We ran for our lives Straight into the clutches of the FBI But we were rescued By the actor Michael Ironside [J.R. Hayes] He explained the whole Cloak and dagger scheme He called in the Swedish Lesbian commando team [J.R. Hayes] After the final battle In the Illuminati secret base We had cow tongue tacos From a food truck in Chevy Chase