The Twelve Days of Christmas

Lyrics

[PHINEAS] On the first day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A jet-powered rocket ski [CANDACE] On the second day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [ISABELLA] On the third day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [JEREMY] On the fourth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] On the fifth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me The entire Tri-State Area! [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [BALJEET] On the sixth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] The entire Tri-State Area [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Or at least a large portion of it, I don't... I don't want to get too greedy [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [BUFORD] On the seventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] The entire Tri-State— [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] You know what, how about just two of the three states? That's fair, right? Deal? [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [MAJOR MONOGRAM] On the eighth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Promotion to colonel [BUFORD] More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] One single state! [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] I feel like I was overreaching before, just... just one state area will be fine Go on with the song [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski On the ninth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me [PERRY] *platypus chatter* [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Promotion to colonel [BUFORD] More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Five golden rings! [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once It's tradition... and I'm traditional! [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski On the tenth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me [CARL] A job that pays me money [PERRY] *platypus chatter* [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Promotion to colonel [BUFORD] More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet Is it... is it too late to change mine? [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [VANESSA] On the eleventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me My own set of wheels [CARL] A job that pays me money [PERRY] *platypus chatter* [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Promotion to colonel [BUFORD] More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year, it's insane! [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE] Two busted brothers [PHINEAS] And a jet-powered rocket ski [CHOIR] On the twelfth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me [FERB, spoken] One line of dialogue [VANESSA] My own set of wheels [CARL] A job that pays me money [PERRY] *platypus chatter* [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Promotion to colonel [BUFORD] More nerds to bully [BALJEET] A kiss from a girl [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right? [JEREMY] A silver guitar [ISABELLA] A sash full of patches [CANDACE, spoken] Ah, forget it! [ALL] And a jet-powered rocket ski [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Inator!