Lyrics

[Verse 1] She came looking for me with her arms open wide Like some long lost friend of mine She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me? I said 'No, I don't believe I do" So she looked me up and down And undressed me with her eyes Then she said 'You've got everything I need, you've got everything I want So I said 'OK [Chorus 1] You can wear my hat You can have my coat You can take my shirt 'Cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes You can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours [Chorus 2] If you love it You can have it if you love it Ain't no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it [Verse 2] So her friend came up to me With a pen and paper in her hand Expressing some interest in the number of my room She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me? I said 'No,' she said 'Can I appeal to you? So I looked her up and down And realising her insinuations I blushed She said 'Listen babe you don't know me No you don't know me but you owe me [Bridge] And I love you And I love you Put your arms around me 'cause I love you I got all your records and I love you So I suggested [Chorus 1] You can wear my hat You can have my coat You can take my shirt 'Cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes You can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours [Chorus 2] If you love it You can have it if you love it Ain't no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it [Verse 3] Well later on that day this guy came to me With a scrap of paper in his hand He said 'Hey buddy can you sign your name for me? I said 'Why, do I owe you money?' He said 'No' I said 'Listen pal do I know you? Have we ever met? Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper? [Bridge] He said 'I love you I don't know you but I love you Like my brother I love you Put your arms around me 'cause I love you I said 'Hey let's not rush things [Chorus 1] You can wear my hat You can have my coat You can take my shirt 'Cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes You can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours [Chorus 2] If you love it You can have it if you love it Ain't no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it [Outro] You can wear my hat You can wear my hat You can wear my hat You can wear my hat