Christmas Is Coming

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Merry Christmas, Darienne! Happy Holidays, Ivy! Christmas, yay! Happy Holidays, Pandora! Ooh, Happy Holidays, ladies! Are we gonna sing a song? It's gonna be the best hidden track ever! Okay Ooh, let's do it [Chorus] Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! [Verse 2] I have a question, what's a ha'penny anyway? Mmm, I don't know I think it's more than what we're getting payed to sing this song Wait, you guys are getting payed? Uhh... sorry 'bout it I mean I do love this calypso beat though I knew a drag queen once named Calypso, she stole my purse Oh my god, where am I? What happened? Ok I've been drinking too much eggnog. Ooh! Happy Holidays I can tell 'cause I can see your balls Jingle balls [Chorus] Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! [Verse 3] You know what I love about Christmas? What? Getting presents Ugh, selfish Yeah, oh, I mean world peace What I love to do on Christmas, is go to my parents front yard, and build big snow penises Ohhh is that why you got frostbite on your ass? Uhm, I really like liquor on Christmas Liquor? You liquor (lick her), you brought her Ewwww What? This songs for lesbians too Fun, Holiday Cheer [Chorus] Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you!