Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was just a little boy I hated rhubarb pie I spit some at my daddy and it dribbled down his die My momma laughed like crazy so I spit some in her eye She whooped me good and here's the reason why [Chorus] Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time It will never be funny again So ho ho, please don't repeat it cos I really don't need it This big joke is coming to an end [Verse 2] Then one day I got married, it sure was lots of fun I was her one and only, she was my only one We ended in divorce court after 3 months, maybe 4 I don't believe I'll marry anymore [Chorus] Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time It will never be funny again So ho ho, please don't repeat it cos I really don't need it This big joke is coming to an end [Verse 3] Now you may not believe me, after I had died I couldn't get to heaven cos I wasn't sanctified And satan said, "messing up my nice clean hell" And as I was reborn I heard me yell, well [Chorus] It was funny the first time, funny the first time It will never be funny again So ho ho, please don't repeat it cos I really don't need it This big joke is coming to an end This big joke is coming to an end