Lyrics

[Verse 1] You treat me meaner than a junkyard dog Bama lama rama lama loo Your low and dirty as a texas hog Bama lama rama lama loo I've even seen a pitbull run away from you Bama lama rama lama loo-oo-oo-ooh If I had the grace I would do it too Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh [Chorus] Bama rama lama jama lama lama loo You're the weirdest person I ever, ever knew How'd I get so stupid as to tangle up with you? Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh [Verse 2] You're the Messalina of Tennessee Bama lama rama lama loo You're the low deceiver of Oob-la-di Bama lama rama lama loo You're the Hitler of love, the Stalin of kisses Bama lama rama lama loo-oo-oo-ooh What was I smoking when I made you my missus? Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh [Chorus] Bama rama lama jama lama lama loo You're the awful, awful I ever, ever knew How'd I get so stupid as to tangle up with you? Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh [Verse 3] I'm gonna find a plastic surgeon, get a brand new face Bama lama rama lama loo I'm gonna fake some new I.D. and leave this place Bama lama rama lama loo I'm gonna find a new career and some new hobbies too Bama lama rama lama loo-oo-oo-ooh Then I'll find another girl exactly like you Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh [Chorus] Bama rama lama jama lama lama loo You're the worstest I ever, ever knew How'd I get so stupid as to tangle up with you? Bama lama rama lama loo-ooh