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[Intro] Your wife is loyal and your kids are cool You've had more than your share of luck Your house is paid for and your doggy doesn't drool
How come you're such a resentful guy? The world is a singular place for which I am so grateful So unlike you, you stupid jerk I turned by back on all those mind degrading poisons So unlike you, you stupid jerk Some people look like you because they're [?] You've looked that way since people looked that way You embrace atrophy like a leg-humping doggie You coarse-head, silly stupid jеrk I am compassionate and understanding So unlike you, you stupid jеrk I am so tolerant of people and their failings So unlike you, you stupid jerk You are the kind of guy who hates support groups But you're the kind of guy who needs support groups That is so typical of those who need support groups You cliched cliché-monger stupid jerk I'm in the frontseat making out with joy You're in the backseat getting screwed by sorrow I am serenely in the here and now You're resenting yesterday and afraid of tomorrow The quintessential doom and gloomer, beauty ruiner Is what your are, you stupid You ultra, mega, stupid You really are a stupid jerk