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[NEWSCASTER, voice over] We interrupt this program to bring you the following new bulletin. It seemss one of the students attending the Turner Elementary School accidentally hanged herself with a jump rope after falling from the catwalks high above the stage of the Vivian Vance Auditorium. Authorities are puzzled as to what the child was doing in the catwalks since none of the children are union, thereby authorized to climb the dangerous walkway. The name of the child has been withheld until the parents have been notified. We now return to your regularly -- [JUDY, spoken] Sylvia! [SYLVIA, spoken] It was not Tina! Tina is far too smart to play where she might get hurt, much less killed. You'll have other children! You're still young and attractive [JUDY, sung] Hello Yes, this is Tina's mother I heard, Mrs. Wilson! [SYLVIA, spoken] There's more about the accident! [JUDY, sung] Bye! [NEWSCASTER, voice over] We have been authorized to announce that the victim of the Turner School tragedy is Louise Lerman. Miss Lerman, who was to star tonight in the school's production of Pippi in Tahiti was the only child of Mike and Betty Lerman