The Draft Dodger Rag

Lyrics
[Verse 1] I'm just a typical American boy From a typical American town I believe in God and Senator Dodd I mean keeping old Castro down And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red But when I got to my old draft board Buddy, this is what I said [Chorus] Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen And I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat And my asthma's gettin' worse Oh, think of my career, my sweetheart dear My poor old invalid aunt Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant [Verse 2] I got a dislocated disc and a racked up back I'm allergic to flowers and bugs And when the bombshells hits, I gets epileptic fits And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes I can hardly reach my knees And if the enemy came close to me I'd probably start to sneeze [Chorus] Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen And I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat And my asthma's gettin' worse Oh, think of my career, my sweetheart dear And my poor old invalid aunt Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant [Verse 3] I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies But I think you gotta see That someone's gotta go over there And that someone isn't me So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em hell Kill me a thousand or more And if you ever get a war without blood and gore Well, I'll be the first to go [Chorus] Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen And I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat And my asthma's gettin' worse Oh, think of my career, my sweetheart dear And my poor old invalid aunt Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant
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Credits
- Writers
- Phil Ochs