Mugshot Freestyle (The Northern Boys Remix)

Lyrics

[Intro] (Omelette du fromage) [Verse 1: Norman Pain] Sink a gallon of gin, it's been a long day Top speed, ripping the roads up in the wrong lane Hop, skip and a jump out the dump truck Headbutt cracking your chest, make you concave I got the vision of a hill troll Eyes in the back it my head, baggin' the Bilbo Catapult another rock from my swamp hut If he doesn't divvy the packet, give him the steel toe [Verse 2: Patrick Karneigh Junior] I got your mother blowing on me bagpipe She been rockin' my boat 'til I capsize Gotta go, my cab's on the way So I leave with a wink from the tip of me Jap's eye Wassup? What's the deal, my brother? You don't wanna meet the steel, my brother Let a kidda know that we shoot no porno We're gangbanging for real, my brother [Verse 3: Norman Pain] Midnight under moonlight in me trench coat Got me sixth sense setting in real quick Backflip off the roof, grip the gutter pipe Butterfly kick you in your dick, that's some real shit Drunk driver, trash can diver I can make a shiv from a twig, Macgyver Swig K cider, can't cum inside her I don't want another damn kid to provide for [Verse 4: Patrick Karneigh Junior] I'm an acorn, I'm an hard nut I ain't the kind of tree you wanna bark up I'll splash you with a puddle when I park up Y'ask for a smoke, I'll say no, then I'll spark up So what's good, bro? Your girlfriend's tits make my wood grow Got packs in the walls of me white house Think I won't war but I will, son, Woodrow [Verse 5: Queen Vic] Big Bird, sesame, big minge energy Rat-ta-ta-ta-tah, that's a nine-mil melody Your mum's on benefits, your dad's gone mad off o' cannabis You buy Gucci, but you ain't that glamorous You're a vegan, I bet you're a vegan You don't want beef, bitch, I do and I've just eaten Hiding, you'll get an hiding I'll drag you out the shit little four-door Volkswagen Golf you've been driving