Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

Lyrics

[Intro: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Hey Jinkx! Oh, hey Sherry Shalom, bitch Many Mazels, mama Alright, that's enough schtick [Verse 1: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Of all the Jewish holidays, my favorite one is here It's closer to my heart than onion bagel, lox, and shmear If you thought Yam Kippur was fun, hold on to your yarmulkes Yenta's, yutz', shiksa's, gather 'round for Hanukkah [Pre-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] I only sleep with circumcised men, they all come 40% off Wow [Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Eight days and nights of joy Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah For girls but not for goys Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Your candle shines so bright Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah A festival of lights [Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] I did bring Grandmother [?] pudding Uuughhh [Verse 2: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon, Both] Instead of oil we light candles on shiny menorahs Our stories inspire faith in half-Jews like these old [?] We're full of wine and latkes by the time night eight is through And we wish a very happy CHHHanukkah to you [Pre-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Okay, that one went into my eye Uuughhh [Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Eight days and nights of joy Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah For girls but not for goys Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Your candle shines so bright Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah A festival of lights [Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine] I think I'm choking on the matzah [Bridge: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Ohyoyoyoyoy, ohyoyoyoy Ohyooyoooyoyoyoy Oooooohhhhhyooooooohhhh Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Oy, vey Shut up! [Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] (x2) Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Eight days and nights of joy Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah For girls but not for goys Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah Your candle shines so bright Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah A festival of lights [Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Oy, bitch, pour me some more Manischevitz L'chaim! [Outro: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] Happy Hanukkah This was a Mitzvah Next year, we're celebrating at your house Hah!