Club.Wav Prelude

Lyrics

[Verse 1: pee] Welcome to Club.Wav Walk in the door and I started to rave (ay) Earlier showered then shaved cuz these bitches I'm tryna' get in they cave Met her in the bathroom, told her come to the back room We gonna' have a good time if I give her the dick she gon' wanna' be mine She asked if I was a rapper, I told her yeah I'm in my prime She said that I lookin' so dapper, then I spit her a lil' rhyme It went somethin' like Bitch! I'd like to rub on your tits But you ain't rich, so imma hit from the front Then Ill leave from the back I like how your cheeks clap But our lifestyles don't match [Break 1: Deep Voice Narrorator] As pee traversed the Club.Wav, a strange feeling came over him It was at this moment, he met a man who would be his demise [Verse 2: pee] Welcome to Club.Wav Man in the back waved So we walked up to him he brought us to a strange room Lights neon blue Said hi my name is Valdorf President of Club Records I want to sign you boys Your music is good noise All of a sudden the lights change All of a sudden was feelin' strange Everything lookin' so pretty We were now in Sinth City [Break 2: Deep Voice Narrorator] Our heroes have now entered the Netscape to a realm known as Sinth City Here, overlapped the wonder and fear of the Cyber World Our heroes found themselves in ClubWav, the most prominent club in the city And they began to notice the notorious culture of the world in which they were consumed [Hook: pee] Welcome to ClubWav Welcome to ClubWav Welcome to ClubWav Walk in the door and I started to rave Welcome to ClubWav Welcome to ClubWav Welcome to ClubWav Walk in the door and I started to rave [Verse 3: pee] I see a bitch lookin' so fine She over there snorting the lines I think she already done nine Bloods running down her nose Turn my head and see some hoes They ain't be wearing no clothes They left with the owner he gave them a rose Where they were going yeah no one knows Behind me there six strippers Everyone tryna' give them tips Men outbid each other so they could slide in the tip When I walk outside Man holdin' a gun He hold it to my head Said pee You're fuckin' dead Then he fuckin' screeched, dropped down to his knees There was knife up in his back, Funk he always got my back [Break 3: Funkability] You know I always got your back, Pee [Outro: Deep Voice Narrorator and pee] And so our heroes were trapped in the ClubWav universe Their ties to the world of Kung-Fu were severed And as a result, their ties to mater Funk-U Welcome to ClubWav Welcome to ClubWav Pee and Funkability have experienced love Death And most importantly Gorgeously crafted tunes Unfortunately at this point in our story Master Funk-U Is dead