Charlie Church Mouse Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Educational, bible stories PC game and software Yeah educational, software stories Hsh-msha and something like that Who says learning isn't fun? (Yeah who says learning isn't fun?) We got creation and Noah's ark So much more, age 2-4 We got creation and it's an ark And fishes and loaves and mice and stuff We'll learn colors and shapes and spatial relations Learning our skills from a mouse without hesitations Two skill levels means twice The learning potential and twice the fun Oh, Charlie Church Mouse is entertainment for everyone [Verse 2] Octopus, turtle, PC specs Riding a camel with sound effects Catchin' a bread in a bowl Learning that feeds the mind and soul Whales eating people and abstinence Giraffes that sound like flatulance You can learn at any pace While we shove a bunch of morals right in your face Jonah's on a boat, sailing to far away nations But the people on the boat, they have some accusations So they throw him overboard, and that's not nice He probably should have thought twice But at least he now has a claim to fame And he can sit around playing this pick-a-shape game [Verse 3] There's a lady! She lost a coin We gotta find it so it can rejoin The other ones that she has spoken But it kinda looks like a Chuck E. Cheese token You can color! Red, green, and blue But I'm not really sure why you'd want to Charlie Church Mouse is not too bright But when it comes to learning bible stories, he's a powerhouse! [Interlude] Alright, ladies 'n' gents I got a little more Charlie Church Mouse song for ya But not too much, 'cause I didn't really wanna do it anymore [Outro] Educational, bible stories PC game and software Yeah educational, bible stories Playing this game makes me wanna swear Then he comes and asks me if I wanna play again And unfortunately I have to answer back No I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't