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[Hook] We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper [Verse 1] A joy bandit will steal your joy, a shine chopper is a dumb ass decoy Bit your shit so quick like teeth and then there's the limelight leech Once they're around they don't leave, just talking and eating and all in the flicks And you're sayin' "Who the fuck he come with?" But then you find out later, he done bit your shit! When you see him, now you wanna throw a fit Well call the Rhyme Crime Stoppers to handle it [Hook] We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper [Verse 2] When I saw ya, I instantly socked ya, then screamed on ya like Chewbacca "I didn't steal your rhyme," you lying I drank vodka and documented everything I watched By the way you need a good lawyer and a doctor And this is a perfect time to pull out my boy Glock nine and pop ya Yeah muthafucka, Rhyme Crime Stopper [Hook] We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper [Verse 3] Have you ever popped your nine in nine lives? And watched them drop like flies? If so, you just won an extra clip And a truckload of bodies to drive up the paved road I'm under control of my body and soul Called Rhyme Crime Stoppers and we guaranteed to roll [Hook] We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stoppers