Plumber Pants

Lyrics

Verse 1: I'mma reveal it to you quick like a chick in a night gown Haters need to shush, Mario tell 'em to pipe down Underground like 1-2, run past you like Koopa the Quick, this dude is legit, making a slight sound (Why) drink if you won't go far? Please, don't get so hammered, bro (Why) drink if you won't go far? Go call that a hammer throw Sin'll bite your cheeks like a Piranha Plant who hasn't eaten for Weeks, don't make me st-st-stammer bro These rappers couldn't stop me if they had a pause button (Still on my) grind like clenched teeth, you can say my jaws stunting Hit the block like I'm Mario, catch these hands, no Lucario The man with hits, no sicario, no shooting shells in my barrio ('cause) Chorus: This is how we do it (rocking in my plumber pants) Yes, I'll run right through it (rocking in my plumber pants) Race the kart, save the girl, roll the dice - chance! It'll be a bummer if in the summer I don't have my plumber pants Verse 2: (I got to) get this off my chest like Tony Stark when he quit You're faking like veggie bacon yet you swear you're legit From a brother to another brother, you can call it Drake and Josh, rhymes that you're making are aching my heart, emitting my My power from my Fire Flower, I guess my petals are hotter than Kettles - All Metal, get my winged cap so just don't bring this Crap, 'cause I'm a plumber, so I'm used to flushing wastes Of time, that way you can't take the spot in place of mine Chorus Verse 3: (I'm at the) top of the flag pole - strippers are irrelevant Elephants - can't forget that we're better than veterans Must ask as an eloquent gentlemen - mustache You knew your bars were subclass and still ain't see the bloodbath? Don't bro me, you don't know me homie, the one and only Christian Rapper with the dope steez who rides around on a Yoshi Oh please - y'all real stuck on the old me, killing Devils and onis, leaving Satan all lonely Chorus Verse 4: (I'm that) AV Rapper with that shadey pattern and that tasty swagger Like Princess Peach's best pastry batter, that maybe matters, say he's Madder than Baby Bowser's most plaguey napper - I'm still the Escapee with safety dapper; so take that you Sega Saturn Lyrical shooting doing property damage - bullet bills, you ain't Catch that punchline, we do it trill, cool it, chill (I'm with) Luigi and we're needing way more than these easy modes, so just Eat a Mega Mushroom - we do this grandisimo My girl is out of this world, you can call her Rosalina God is out of this world, like him, I've never seen - Uh When I get the star, I'm a stunna, spitting these bars like a gunna Son of a Buzzy Beetle, we see no evil, go get a 1UP Outro: (Damn) all of my days (Damn) spent, running away Man, been young and afraid Got something to say about saving my bae (Aye) Maybe it's Pauline (Aye) Or Princess Toadstool (Aye) But something we've all seen I've leveled up from that old fool Woo! Spit 1-2, got on my cape, I'm that plumber who flew, I'm that Plumber who grew from just eating mushrooms and sad talking to Toad with no Princess in room, 'cause I ...learned - coins ain't the sole thing I earned, it's the Soul thing I'm earning, this journey for sure... they get on my nerves I don't want your cake, I don't want your kiss, had to fight this ape and dragon turtle mix, and when you Can't escape, I begin to think: maybe it's a ruse and they're full of it ...I got to breathe (Damn) That's why nowadays I just hang with the girl from the galaxies Man, woo! Plumber deserves to be king (Aye) Neither girl wanting the ring (Aye) So I'm just doing my thing Sheesh, aye! Girl, I'm just playing for points Adventures, and you wanna join But between us is always the coin