Lyrics

[Verse 1] You really must go I've forgotten my fleece Blockaded by snow I'll call the police [Pre-Chorus 1] Theatre queues, traditional pubs Unwanted touches and overlong hugs From Alcatraz to Wormwood Scrubs Baby, it's cold, your chat up line's old Baby it's cold inside [Chorus] You've tried being subtle, you've ended up rude In between sarcastic, foul mouthed, and crude But this gathering storm is not one you brewed Baby, it's cold inside [Verse 2] You're ruining my night You'll soon change your mind Let's kiss and not fight Go kiss my behind [Pre-Chorus 2] Driving instructor's hand on the knee Too drunk to drive or just lost his key Stick 'em in slammer at the old HMP Baby, it's cold, maybe he's bold But baby, he's better inside [Chorus] You've tried being subtle, you've ended up rude In between sarcastic, foul mouthed, and crude But this gathering storm is not one you brewed Baby, it's cold inside [Bridge] You've told him that he's ugly, implied that you're gay STD you're carrying, it just won't go away Tell him that you'll call police, see what they might say Baby, it's cold inside [Pre-Chorus 3] Once they get started, rarely it stops Arm round your shoulder at Top of the Pops Only a punch or a slap round the chops Baby, it's cold; he's tightened his hold Baby, he's better inside [Chorus] You've tried being subtle, you've ended up rude In between sarcastic, foul mouthed, and crude But this gathering storm is not one you brewed Baby, it's cold inside