Pucker Up

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've been sitting here a long time now Twiddling my thumbs, whistling Dixie I've been sitting here wondering how I might convince you to kiss me [Chorus] Won't you pucker up? I'm not a stranger Pucker up Honey my love life is in danger Pucker up Come on lonely ranger Come on baby let's mess around Come on honey let's mess around You know what I mean? Know what I mean? [Verse 2] Well now I've been biding my own sweet time now I've been making a small map of that large crack on your ceiling I've been sitting here so sublimely now I've been watching your wallpaper peeling [Chorus] Won't you pucker up? I'm not a stranger Pucker up Honey my love life is in danger Pucker up Come on lonely ranger Come on baby let's mess around Come on honey let's mess around [Bridge] I've been dialing person to person Maybe I should dial direct I know that your number is working I can hear it ring, ring-a-ling, ding-a-ling, yeah [Spoken] Yeah, well it's nighttime USA And you feel kind of lonely, you know the way Got the radio on Decide to go out the door, down the street, down the block Maybe to the grocery store You heard it's Singles Night, excellent So you walk in, grab a cart There's a guy juggling pizza in the frozen food department Saunter by and zip down an aisle, pop up the next And there Near the breakfast cereals is your potential horizontal hangout You walk up and you say hi So you're the earthy crunchy type, huh? Well I was a vegetarian once, and uh Then all of a sudden I realized i wasn't getting enough protein I thought not enough protein? Really? [Verse 4] You've gotta call somebody who's always there Call somebody who really cares Hello operator? Information? Hello operator? I think I need some advice Ooh, 555-1212, tell me what to do about my love life Yeah, something's not right I've been sitting here such a long time now Twiddling my little teeny tiny thumbs, whistling Dixie I've been sitting here wondering how I might convince you to kiss me [Chorus] Won't you pucker up? I'm not a stranger Pucker up Honey my love life is an endangered species Pucker up By my lonely ranger Come on baby let's mess around Come on honey let's mess around Know what I mean? Come on baby let's mess around Aisle fourteen