Not Bad For a Broad

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I was minding my own business Singing songs in some old bar Yeah, it was one of those gigs You don't talk about much But all of a sudden there you are I was doing my best Taking requests Trying to keep the clientele from fighting When a man sitting down in a front row seat Turned around to look at me And he got excited I can hear him say, hey! [Chorus] Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad Well she picks guitar Like no chick I ever saw Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad Of course she'd be much better If she were a guy But oh, my, my Not bad for a broad [Verse 2] Well I, I couldn't believe it I just couldn't believe it I mean was I wrong, who could tell? Maybe he was talking 'bout some TV show Dolly Parton, Babs Mandrell (A couple of gals in their own rights) So I acted subtle Leaning over towards the table Trying to hear what this was all about But I could have stayed put I would have heard just as good Even though the guy had his foot in his mouth I heard him distinctly [Chorus] Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad [Verse 3] Now I could have been nice Sugar and spice Shirley Temple, heaven only knows Yeah, I could have jumped up And done a little dance Clicked my heels and tapped my toes (Why, thank you) But instead I made a fist And I wound it up I hit that guy smack dab on the head Well he was feeling no pain And when the doctor came I walked away And this is what I said [Chorus] Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad Yeah, you get me mad And I'm bound to do a good job Not bad for a broad Not bad for a broad Of course I would have hit you much harder If I were a guy But oh, my, my Not bad for a broad Look out!