Flat Footed Woman

Lyrics

You can come in a souped-up car With the siren blasting Ooh look at you You're my flat-footed woman But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart You're my flat-footed woman Yeah we're never ever gonna part I'm like a jack going back to the woodpile I'm like deadwood falling from a sawblade I've got nothing but love keeping me strong I've got nothing but love keeping me alive I'm like a moose cutting loose from a forest fire I'm like a Scotsman making with a cool shade I've got nothing but fear for the big heat I've got nothing but love for your flat feet You're my flat-footed woman But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart You're my flat-footed woman Yeah girl, we're never ever gonna part I'm like a storm being born, I'm invisible I'm like a big white kind of mountain I've got nothing but love keeping me here I've got nothing but love making me surprised I really am Superman, what the? Who the? I really care when they hit you with a ruler I've got nothing but love keeping me sweet I've got nothing but love for your flat feet You're my flat-footed woman But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart You're my flat-footed woman Yeah we're never ever gonna part I'm like a deaf-mute being told he's got bad breath I'm like an absent-minded elephant I've got nothing but love for the suite I'm in I'll put an operation for your double chin God bless them cavemen, beating on rocks, put in their radios I don't believe in Father Christmas I've got nothing but love for the backbeat I've got nothing but love for your flat feet You're my flat-footed woman But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart You're my flat-footed woman Girl, we're never ever gonna part Yeah that's the truth Get the best surgeon in town Just me and you, babe