Cap’n ‘P’ and the Atto’s (Sea Biscuits Parts 1 & 2)

Lyrics

At the bottom of every tree is a root Inside every owl is a hoot Around every castle, there's a moat At the back of every car is a boat I left my house then, I found my leg I dropped a fart, my dog fell dead Ah, poor Rover fell dead Henley Regatta with Jomo Kenyatta With oars at the ready Steady, boy, steady, arise Pass my cutlass, spice the main breaks Bring my hammer up on deck Nail the liver, all aboard, oh We've got a very long voyage ahead We've got a very long voyage ahead Raise the anchor, cool on the halfdecks Starboard, look out, keep your wits Raise the Jolly Roger, lads If you don't all slap your wrists If you don't all slap your wrists Sailing into the sun With a motley saucy crew Take over number one Cos I wanted number two