Everything Happens to Me

Lyrics

Make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains Try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains Everything happens to me Never miss a thing; I've had the measles and the mumps Every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before it jumps Everything happens to me At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to in despair But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I'vе telegraphed and phonеd; I sent an airmail special too Your answer was "goodbye", and there was even postage due Fell in love just once and then it had to be with you Everything happens to me Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains Everything happens to me Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before it jumps Everything happens to me At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to in despair But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and phoned; I sent an airmail special too Your answer was "goodbye", and there was even postage due Fell in love just once and then it had to be with you Everything happens to me Everything happens to me