Oh, That’s Rich

Album cover art for "Oh, That’s Rich" by Patti LuPone & Douglas Sills & John Dossett & Christine Ebersole

Patti LuPone & Douglas Sills & John Dossett & Christine Ebersole - Pop, Broadway

Oh, That’s Rich

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[HELENA, spoken] What are these? [TOMMY, spoken] Recipes- two of them (singing) Ingredients for Ardena, her tonic for toning skin [HELENA, spoken] The glyco, the boric acid, the humectin, the glycerin So? [TOMMY] Her lotion for grooming horses To rub down their hairy hide [HELENA, spoken] The glyco, the boric acid- no! (singing) The same things they have inside! [TOMMY, spoken] Bingo! [HELENA] Ohoho, that's rich! The same schmutz she puts on horses! [MR. LEWIS, spoken] Goes on ladies! [HELENA] Which is which? Her stable or skincare line? If I snitch! Such scandal in hands of high up sources Watch them switch From her clientele to mine! [ELIZABETH, spoken] Let's do it! Let's go tit for tat! [HARRY, spoken] Recipes all the way from her mother's stovetop back in Krakow! [ELIZABETH] Oh, Harry! (singing) Ingredients for Valaze Crème My goodness, does this look bad! Reduction of rendered lamb fat Mixed with pine bark? The woman's mad! [HARRY, spoken] Keep reading! [ELIZABETH] The extract of calf placenta Gelatinous hoof of horse- horse!? The senator shall be sent a note anonymously [HARRY] Of course! [BOTH] Oh, that's rich! [HARRY] The scientist from the shtetl It's pure kitsch! The chemistry she invents [ELIZABETH] That sly bitch! Should Congress expose her witch's kettle Her cache [HARRY] Will sink in its own pretense [ELIZABETH, spoken] Harry! [HELENA] These charges will be suspended! [ELIZABETH] This hearing is all in vain! [BOTH] The company reputation is defended [HELENA AND TOMMY] Time to drink champagne! [ELIZABETH AND HARRY] Pink champagne! [ALL FOUR] Oh, that's rich! The Washington game of power Such a stitch! These phonies who wheel and deal Just one hitch [ELIZABETH] Elizabeth Arden will not cower [HELENA] Now they know The Rubinsteins' spine of steel

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Writers
  • Michael Korie
  • Scott Frankel