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The lyrics paint a picture of an exclusive, almost cultish beauty salon, "Behind the Red Door," run by the formidable Miss Arden. It's a place promising pampering and rejuvenation, where clients "enjoy the full day you have in store." The initial tone is one of luxurious escape, with mentions of "icy facial massage," "perfume of fresh floral splendor," and "soft light to soothe the feminine gender." This sets up an expectation of gentle indulgence and a retreat from daily life, where domestic duties like handling "kids" are explicitly delegated. However, beneath the surface of pampering, a more intense, almost clinical, and demanding atmosphere emerges. The services offered become increasingly bizarre and forceful, like a "grapefruit colonic" or a "rolling gluteal press" to "smooth off that excess adipose tissue." The idea of using uneaten food for facials, "What you don't eat we'll use for a facial," highlights a strange, almost desperate efficiency. This hints at a transactional, perhaps even exploitative, core to the experience, where every part of the client, and even their waste, is repurposed for beauty. The lyrics masterfully shift from aspirational luxury to a frantic, almost fearful urgency with the arrival of "She's coming." The staff, referred to as "Arden Girls," are suddenly tasked with "Look busy, no slumming" and "Dust off her portrait." This reveals that the "temple to beauty" is not just for clients but also a performance space for the ultimate authority, Miss Arden herself. The arrival of "Elizabeth" (presumably Miss Arden) is met with immediate scrutiny, critiquing "A tad too heavy on the lipstick, dear," and demanding treatments like the "Vienna Youth Mask" be administered immediately. The power dynamic is starkly revealed: the clients are pampered, but the staff are terrified of displeasing the boss. The final section reveals the true, almost shocking, nature of the "beauty" being pursued. The "Vienna Youth Mask" involves being "Hooked up to wires, as harnesses wrap you / Six hundred volts of energy zap you." This is not gentle pampering but a high-voltage electrical treatment, turning "dead dormant skin cells" into "living spore." The idea that "time isn't keeping score" is achieved through intense, potentially dangerous, electrotherapy. The lyrics suggest that the ultimate luxury and youthfulness come at a high, almost shocking, price, demanding both financial and physical commitment from those who enter "Behind the Red Door."

Christine Ebersole & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint - Pop, Broadway

Behind The Red Door

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[ARDEN GIRLS] Enter Miss Arden's temple to beauty Serving your every need is our duty May you enjoy the full day you have in store: Behind the Red Door! Kindly remove your coats, hats and daywear Put on the gowns all guests of Miss A wear Slippers with non-skid soles for the sauna floor Behind the Red Door! First: An icy facial massage With famous Ardenia Tonic [ARDEN GIRL] For your rosacea chronic! [ARDEN GIRL] Might we suggest a grapefruit colonic! [ARDEN GIRLS] Breathe a perfume of fresh floral splendor Soft light to soothe the feminine gender Rose petal pink with Louis Couture's decor Don't you deserve a day to be pampered? Lay back, relax, unhurried, unhampered Nanny and cook will handle the kids while you're Behind the Red Door! [ARDEN GIRL, spoken] Choose your activities, ladies! [WOMAN, spoken] Oh dear, oh dear- what shall I do first? [WOMAN, spoken] I'll try them all! [ARDEN GIRL] Dine on glassé of cucumber glacial [ARDEN GIRL] What you don't eat we'll use for a facial [ARDEN GIRLS] Vogue Magazine declares the cuisine top drawer! Behind the Red Door! [ARDEN GIRL] Say that your fanny raises an issue [ARDEN GIRL] Smooth off that excess adipose tissue! [ARDEN GIRL] That's what the rolling gluteal press is for [ARDEN GIRLS] Behind the Red Door! [ARDEN GIRL, spoken] Yes! She is? On her way? Now? [ARDEN GIRLS, sung] She's coming She's coming Look busy No slumming [ARDEN GIRL] She's rounding the corner of East 63rd! [ARDEN GIRL] She's driving past Tiffany's window, I heard! [ARDEN GIRLS] Dust off her portrait, and swiftly, dear You know how she judges See to those unsightly smudges She's coming She's coming She's coming She's coming [ELIZABETH] She's here! [ELIZABETH, spoken] A tad too heavy on the lipstick, dear [ARDEN GIRLS] Behind the Red Door! [ELIZABETH, spoken] Ardena skin tonic for that unfortunate eczema [TOMMY, spoken] Lizzie, we have to talk [ELIZABETH, spoken] Not now, Mr. Lewis Have they had their Vienna Youth Mask? My exclusive Vienna Youth Mask? [ARDEN GIRLS, spoken] Not yet, Ms. Arden [ELIZABETH, spoken] Well, what are you waiting for? American Beauty Roses each of you, and who am I? Well, your devoted gardener of course! Hook them up to the electrodes, pip pip! (singing) Certain reporters seeking the truth ask: Can it be real? Your Vienna Youth Mask? I am the proof that time isn't keeping score Behind the red door Hooked up to wires, as harnesses wrap you Six hundred volts of energy zap you Dead dormant skin cells now are a living spore Behind the Red Door! Name a famous Hollywood face My Skin Food L'Orangé restarted Wallace and Edward hoard it [WOMAN] How much? [ELIZABETH] Don't ask, or you can't afford it Classic Venitian Cremé Amaretto Take home a ten-ounce jar, and you'll get a Sample of my new fragrance of love: L'Amor Remember! Since Adam's fall from grace in the garden All thanks to Moi! [ARDEN GIRLS] Elizabeth Arden! [ELIZABETH] Heaven on Earth is open from nine to four Monday through Friday [ARDEN GIRLS] Behind the Red Door [ELIZABETH] Refresh, replenish, renew! [ARDEN GIRLS] Behind the Red Door [ELIZABETH] Until tomorrow, adieu! [ALL] Behind the Red Door!

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Writers: Michael Korie
Scott Frankel

Behind The Red Door

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