Two Birds With One Stone

Lyrics

[KRATT] You swore everyone would blame him And that you could easily frame him But your plot Was all for nought Why am I flanked by fools? Idiots and women Who won't play by my rules First there was the butcher's wife And now this Elsie Vale Why must my quest to find a wife Always, always fail? O, dear God up above Why did you make me So difficult to love? Why do I want the women Who don't want me? I only want the women Who don't want me I have to have the women Who don't want me And thus it always ends in tragedy Well, well, well Perhaps we've found a winner I must say she's intriguing This Melissa Skinner [NARRATOR] I believe she goes by Gimble [KRATT] Perhaps this all will turn out for the best Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest And I will no longer be alone Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one Birds with one stone