Sweet Tooth

Lyrics

[MR. SLUGWORTH, spoken] Well now, Chief I can see that you're a man of integrity [CHIEF, spoken] Thank you [MR. SLUGWORTH] But ask yourself this (sung) Have you got a sweet tooth? [CHIEF, spoken] I do [MR. SLUGWORTH] A hunger that you have to feed? [MR. FICKELGRUBER] Have you got a sweet tooth? [CHIEF] I do [MR. FICKELGRUBER] Well, we've got everything you need [CHIEF] Mmm... [MR. PRODNOSE] Don't give me that conscience nonsense It's simply quid pro quo, so [MR. SLUGWORTH] A hundred of your favorites? [CHIEF] Sorry, I'm afraid it's no (spoken) Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate You know, I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so, haha [MR. SLUGWORTH] But think about your sweet tooth [CHIEF] I do I've had it since I was a boy [MR. FICKELGRUBER] Your naughty little sweet tooth [CHIEF] It's true [MR. SLUGWORTH] The only thing that brings you joy [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Don't look at your waistline It's fine [CHIEF] Come on [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Who needs to see their toes? [MR. SLUGWORTH] So, seven hundred boxes? [CHIEF] That's a lotta chocolates... No! [MR. SLUGWORTH] Gentlemen, let's give it the big sale [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Have you got a sweet tooth? Me too [CHIEF] Fellas [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Have you got the hots for chocs? [CHIEF] I do, really, yeah [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Do you think that candy's dandy? [CHIEF] Oh yeah [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] Well, we've got lots and lots and lots And lots and lots and lots [CHIEF] Why am I singing? [MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER] If the wife's complaining [MR. PRODNOSE] Body shaming [MR. FICKELGRUBER] It's amazing what a tailor can conceal... [CHIEF] Keep your wretched chocolates [MR. SLUGWORTH] Eighteen hundred boxes? [CHIEF] Oh, deal