Lyrics

[Intro: Brendon Urie] Welcome to the club Welcome to the [Verse 1: Brendon Urie] Orange juice, pour out half the carton Grey Goose, pour it, get it started Good times, remedy your sorrows Baptize, don't worry 'bout tomorrow Shake it up, shake it up, now it's time to dive in Share a cup, share a cup, now you're screwdrivin' [Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie] Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends Damn it's all good, I guess [Chorus: Brendon Urie] This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks [Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie] Welcome to the club Welcome to the club Welcome to the [Verse 2: Brendon Urie] Never dry, every day you're thirsty Bourbon high, sip it 'til you're tipsy Night's young, searching for a feeling Big fun, dancing with the demons Holy Spirit, Holy Spirit, grips you like a pistol Wet the whistle, wet the whistle, abyss of ice crystals [Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie] Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends Damn it's all good, I guess [Chorus: Brendon Urie] This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks [Bridge: Brendon Urie] Welcome to the club Round and round and round And round and round and round Damn it's all good Round and round and round And round and round and round Damn it's all good, I guess [Chorus: Brendon Urie] This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks [Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie] Welcome to the club Welcome to the club Welcome to the club This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks Welcome to the club Welcome to the club [Outro: Rob Mathes] Yeah, there's a couple fracks, but we got it. That's the shit, that's the shit, and, man, I saw you fuckin' lift that sax up towards the microphone and I fell in love! K, alright, one more time, here we go