Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a oh!" [Chorus] I chime in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever hеard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to facе these kinds of things With a sense of [Verse 2] Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne [Chorus] I chime in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of [Post-Chorus] Poise and rationality Again [Chorus] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of [Post-Chorus] Poise and rationality All right Chicago, it's your turn, I wanna hear it again as loud as you can Oh well I, I said Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door? No