Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding" "What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore" [Chorus] I chime in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense— [Verse 2] Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way, I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way, I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne [Chorus] I chime in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of [Post-Chorus] Poise and rationality Again [Chorus] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?" no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of [Post-Chorus] Poise and rationality Again