Betty’s Got A Bass Boat

Lyrics

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl Never wanted very much out of this world Just an occasional dinner and twirl From a regular guy So Betty sat up one lonely night Trying to figure out what a man might like Then like a bolt right out of the blue She got herself a plan Betty's got a bass boat Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental Oh you just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard She won 'em over with her southern charm And a satellite dish Now Betty can't believe her popularity She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe So ironic and the funny thing is She never even liked to fish Betty's got a bass boat Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental Oh you just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat She's got bowling shoes She can't lose She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse She's got a big screen She's in the in scene They're even gonna make her strawberry queen Betty's got a bass boat Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental Oh you just don't ever know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a... Ooooh Things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat Hey look at Betty Look at her go Bye bye Bon voyage