Night water (skit)

Lyrics

*wind howls as a window is opened* [Thirsty Person] Wow I sure am thirsty [Home intruder] hey, hey kid [Thirsty Person] Who are you? How did you get in my house? [Home intruder] Shhhhhh. Don't worry. I'm just the night water man. [Thirsty Person] Why are youhere? [Home intruder] Yousaidyou were thirsty? [Thirsty Person] What? [Home intruder] I'mthe night waterman! [Thirsty Person] Can you please leave my house. [Home intruder] B-But c'mon, you said you were thirsty. [Thirsty Person] I am gonna call the police. [Home intruder] Ok, ok, fine. But first I have to tell you what night water is.