Lamp era

Lyrics

It started when a man was havin' steamy sex wit a lamp In a Subaru, that shits hella cramped Man sharted cause he realized his dick was blue In fact he had dick cramps Sponge penis, a bit damp That shit gave the man lamp STD Now he see wonky like LSD HE TURN INTO A LAMP YOU FUCKIN SEE IT? HE TURN INTO A LAMP Now his head be shining light He smack bitches "my delight" Y'all are wack and full of spite That lamp disease make you smell like sprite Stomping through the city in the night Pompous, tracking hoes like a compass Racist lamp, murder Pocahontas They boutta destroy the city Nobody except, not even sailor boy titty No attempt ever escape no matter how witty Not even the president safe, lamps from Paris to Mississippi They tear down the buildings turn 'em into (lamps) Crushin' up the children feed 'em to the (lamps) Destruction everywhere, 7 trillion in damage (lamps) Chopping skyscrapers and cars (they be lamps) Stomping y'all like the Pixar I (they be the lamps) Lamps? More like dumb and bad Lamps started assembling like Voltron Now they get do decide who votes and what to vote on "Do not fear, hold on" "We invented this very big swan" "We also destroyed the sun lol" After the sun was gone the solar panels became unemployed Nobody gon' sit anywhere, we got hemorrhoids The lamps even took the cookware and gave us back Sigmund Freud (FUCK) With the sun gone shit been very cold I also recently started shitting pure gold But there be no economy so that shit won't be sold Heat's the most valuable commodity a person can behold My nipples and peen both shriveled and covered in mold Lamps are confirmed not based or bread-pilled These motherfuckers absurd, i bet they've never heard of Obama They causing more drama, shit wack like a crossword (crossword) I bet their password is password, fuckin stupid ass nerd