Clues Closet

Lyrics

[Intro] Lets give this stage a good going over gang What are we looking for? Clues of course, any kind of clues Why not start here in the clues closet (Laughing) Nothing here. (Lets go) Like wow, there's a lot of searching to do around these old sets Well I guess we better split up and look around. (Bark) And don't forget If you see anything suspicious, bark 3 times [P Outlett] Diving in that ass like I'm looking for clues Get Conniving, I put Ted Cruz in a suitcase I give a kid booze, turn a youngin' to a drunkard Caving for clues with enclaves of Spelunkеrs When fools get herеtical, I'm locking up balls in a bunker P get Prophetical a prophet get punctured Geebing it with Jeem Morison Ms. frizzle into your lungs and I'm exploring them Find my opps In there and I corner 'em I'm swarming 'em callin' 'em pejoratives Scour the world for clues, I plead and I beckon My mom walks in, finds them in 30 seconds I fight a Cornish hen, leave shit floored and deckered Fight sensei Becker, he pull on my pocket, send me to mecca I ain't find clues there but I found Allah He tell me to leave, his ass is grass, Ha Ha Ha I explore a man's jaw, not sexually but necessarily Look for clues in there mad garishly I don't invite Morresy anywhere he embarrass me BBslovman found the holy clue now he actin all scarily He kill me to death barbarically Ain't find clues but, I found a hot woman like I was Heracles A fool ain't Fuck with the P or the B or the D that is heresy These rubes got no clue, shit end terribly [Slovboy] These goobs got no clue shit end horribly Night at the museum, fucking hoes tyrannosaurusly Skeleton bone very expensive A hundred dollars, two hundred dollars or more for the T-Rex bone The next clue is underneath the rotary phone It said to dial 1-800-Dry-Skeleton-Bone When I picked up the receiver, heard a scary voice They said following these clues is a very bad choice Now I'm so scared I'm crawling out of my skin Paranoid, imagining the trouble that I'm in Slovboy ben is no Velma or Fred Or even Scooby or Shaggy Just a scared little kid Time to turn around and just forget that I did what I did That I saw what I saw That I found what I found That I heard what I heard So I buried the clue very deep underground [Outro] A guy could get hurt around here Come on, lets go look somewhere else