Lyrics

[Intro: The Sopranos Sample] "Frankly, you got a problem With authority" "All due respect You got no fucking idea What it's like to be number one" [Verse 1] Chaly got the power John Boy got the amps to match He's climbing up the tower To tap in to make our scratch Good-standing, card-carrying Jersey boys Crank it up to a higher level U-Haul cross the state line Don't fuck with a Jersey devil [Chorus] Welcome to the Garden State Come on in, the water's great We're out of line and we got no time for you Welcome to the Garden State The best damn place in the USA You may not agree; you bitch and you moan I've been everywhere, but it's never like home [?] [Verse 2] We loaded up the Pacer Liquid gold in a twelve-ounce cans We're heading down the shore With Proc, Cheetah, Evan, and the band Out there where the medical waste And the water meets the sand Watch your mouth, want a fresh one Or you'll get the back of my hand Big-haired, gum-chewing Jersey girls Good manners is what I hate She said, "This here is Billy from Philly" Okay, get the fuck out of my state [Chorus] Welcome to the Garden State Come on in, the water's great We're out of line and we got no time for you Welcome to the Garden State The best damn place in the USA You may not agree; you bitch and you moan I've been everywhere, but it's never like home Been everywhere, but it's never like home Been everywhere, but it's never like home [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Backed up down the Parkway Dead on 195 Turnpike has been crawling south And so is Route 35 I got a taste for the best And it's better than the rest So, pull it over if you please My ride died on the side Of my Jersey pride Want to follow my [?] One, two... One, two, three, four [Chorus] Welcome to the Garden State (Welcome to) Come on in, the water's great (Welcome to) We're out of line and we got no time for you Welcome to the Garden State (Welcome to) The best damn place in the USA You may not agree; you bitch and you moan I've been everywhere, but it's never like home Welcome to the Garden State (Welcome to) Come on in, the water's great (Welcome to) We're out of line and we got no time for you Welcome to the Garden State The best damn place in the USA You may not agree; you bitch and you moan I've been everywhere, but it's never like home Been everywhere, but it's never like home Been everywhere, but it's never like home [Outro] Welcome to the Garden State