Dentist

Album cover art for "Dentist" by Original Off-Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors & Sheila Kay Davis & Jennifer Leigh Warren & Leilani Jones & Franc Luz

Original Off-Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors & Sheila Kay Davis & Jennifer Leigh Warren & Leilani Jones & Franc Luz - Pop, Off-Broadway

Dentist

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[ORIN] When I was younger, just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun I'd poison guppies and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON, spoken] What did she say? [ORIN] She said, "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" [ORIN, (GIRLS)] "You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain" (Pain) "Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane." (Inhumane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood (Ooh) And teaching would suit you still less (Ooh) [ALL FOUR] Son, be a dentist You'll be a success [RONETTE] Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! [CHIFFON] Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! [CRYSTAL] He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good [GIRLS] Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? Oh that hurts! I'm not numb! [ORIN] Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! [ORIN, (GIRLS)] I am your dentist (Dentist, goodness gracious) And I enjoy the career that I picked (Ooh) (Love it) I am your dentist (Dentist, fitting braces) And I get off on the pain I inflict (Ooh) (You really love it) When I start extracting those molars (Ooh) (Don't try it) You girls will be screaming like "holy rollers" (Ooh-aah) [GIRLS] Dentist! [ORIN] And though it may cause my patients distress (Ooh) (Distress) Somewhere in heaven above me, I know, I know that my mama's proud of me (Ooh, aah) 'Cause I'm a dentist (Dentist) And a success! (spoken) Say ah... [GIRLS, spoken] Ahh [ORIN, spoken] Say ah! [GIRLS, spoken] Ahh! [ORIN] Now spit

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Credits

Writers
  • Howard Ashman
  • Alan Menken