Lyrics

Yo T-money, I think it's kind of funny You tried to hook me up with this particular girl All she wore was tight pants all around her neck And her teeth were whiter than a pretty white pearl Please don't me wrong (yeah?) This girl was fine She's sweeter than malt liquor and a bottle of wine I can picture me and her yes up in the hills We were layin' and playin' throughout the daffodils I'll get back to the point because this girl is the joint There's only one thing that has got to go That's the look upon her face, she looks okay But on the tip of her lip she sports an afro Moustache, she got she got She got a moustache Yo rapper G, you buggin' out homeboy. What's a little bush on a little lip, cuz? Yo. I'ma put it down with the Easy G. He'll handle things, for sure. Word Next up on the list was the Easy G When I told about my girl, he said put me d But you and I know that he'll get upset Cause I haven't told about that moustache yet (Yes I did) No you didn't, stop lyin' Took her to your house and called her on the phone Made a date for her and him to be alone He fell in love with her voice, his friend went moist This girlie got to be her number one top choice He was sharp to the ? put on his favorite cologne Then he rushed out the house like he was in a love zone Went to the girl's house, knocked on the door Seen the girl stacked and fell to the floor The boy started buggin as he started to trip He said "What's that hairy thing between your nose and your lip?" She said "Boy what you think you're talkin' about?" He said "I'm sorry miss, I think I got the wrong house" Moustache, she got she got She got a moustache Okay I must admit she got a beautiful face But she's just a little hairy in the wrong place Man I just don't know but I tell ya this She'll make ya think twice about wantin' to kiss Like I said before, please don't get me wrong Her body is def, tall, sexy, and long Those green-brown eyes that will hypnotize I can't forget those hips and those incredible thighs She's an amazon, big-boned and bow-legged girl She's a bona-fide woman with a jheri curl But there's only one thing that makes the girl clash (What, cuz?) Yo, T, she gots a moustache Moustache, she got she got She got a moustache Yo Rapper G, Easy G, both of y'all buggin, cuz. The girl is fly, she's crazy def, check this out. I'ma put it with Doctor Dre, he'll handle things. You know what I'm sayin' homeboy? Last but not least was the Doctor Dre Yo guess what, T? Homeboy gave her some play (Yeah?) He pushed her real bold, my man pushed her brave Said "If you wanna be my girl you got to shave" He took his advice that she was lookin' good She was a pretty little model back in Hollywood But the pretty, fly girl wouldn't give him no play If it wasn't for Dre, he wouldn't be this way She thought she was slick but her hormones were slicker 'Cause next week her moustache was three inches thicker Moustache, she got she got She got a moustache